Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
**'Hello?'**
**'Hi honey.
**This is Daddy.
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**
**'No, Daddy.
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.
**After a brief pause, Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.
**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now.
**Brief Pause.
**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
"That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway".
**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.
**A few minutes later**
The little girl comes back to the phone.
**'I did it, Daddy.
**'And what happened, honey?' He asked.
**Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**
**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**
**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window, and into the swimming pool.
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water Last week to clean it.
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.
*****Long Pause*****
*****Longer Pause*****
*****Even Longer Pause*****
**Then Daddy says,**
**'Swimming pool? ...........**
**Is this 486-5731?'*
*
No, I think you have the wrong number.......*
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