Oops !!!

[Bonehead9]

Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the
> > wife looks over at him and asks the question.
> >
> > WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get
> > married again?"
> >
> > HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
> >
> > WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
> >
> > HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
> >
> > WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
> >
> > HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
> >
> > WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look)
> >
> > HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
> >
> > WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
> >
> > HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house."
> >
> > WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
> >
> > HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
> >
> > WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
> >
> > HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new."
> >
> > WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
> >
> > HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
> >
> > WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
> >
> > HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own."
> >
> > WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?"
> >
> > HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good times."
> >
> > WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"
> >
> > HUSBAND: "No. She's left-handed."
> >
> > WIFE: - silence -
> >
> > HUSBAND: ". . . Shit."

[LB]

Husband gets up at 5am for an early Tee Time. Husband goes outside and its raining and very cold, husband says the heck with this goes back inside and crawls back into bed and mumbles "its just to cold and raining" Wife mumbles "Yeah, and can you believe my idiot husband is playing golf in this weather!?

[jerseymutt]

Two more good reasons never to play golf.

Mutt