An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his
>> advise in reviving her husband's libido.
>> 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
>> 'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
>> 'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'.
>> It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even
>> taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how
>> things went.'
>>
>> It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly
>> inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith,
>> bejaysus and begorrah! 'Twas horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
>> 'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
>> 'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the
>> effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle
>> in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of
>> his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to
>> tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It
>> was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
>> 'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your
>> husband provided wasn't good?'
>> ''Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin'
>> here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
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