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The Dentist
After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 liter of Listerine. As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, Jerry opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough & said, "Man,what did you do? 69 before you came here"? ?"Why"? Jerry asked, "Does my breath smell like pussy"? "No" The dentist replied, "Your forehead smells like shit."
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ride safe, stoney
Some people are like slinky's.... not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to yer face when ya push 'em down the stairs.
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