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Be careful HOW you say it to a redneck
Call to 911
911 Operator: 911 Please state your emergancy
Redneck: umm, yeah my friend just fell out of the tree stand and I think hes dead!!!!
911 Operator: Calm down, Sir Calm down, first we need to make sure hes dead!
Redneck: ok ok just a second................BAM BAM BAM
ok now what?
911 Operator:........................................
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I would rather live believing in God and when I die find out there is no God than to live believing there is no God and die finding out there is.
Perhaps strength doesn't reside in never having been broken...but in the courage required to grow strong in the broken places.
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