The broken lawn mower

[kgdb]

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife
kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of
first, the Bikes, The econoline and tools etc
Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When
I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the
house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed
her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass,
you might as well sweep the driveway.'

[HenryinVa]

Yeah, that got ya points I'll bet! Brave MOFO! Hello, Domino's?

[jerseymutt]

So, now that your sleeping in the van, have you been thinking about what your gonna due when winter comes. Remember you live in Canada and winter should set in around tuesday of the week after next if your lucky? Hate to read about them finding you frozen to death and your wife spreading your ashes out in the yard over the lawn mower that won't start.

Mutt

[Bonehead9]

Just how long did it take for her to neuter you with those tiny scissors?

[mes]

and a toothpickto get into all those nooks and crannies on the bike

[kgdb]

Originally Posted by Bonehead9

Just how long did it take for her to neuter you with those tiny scissors?

Naw man, the lil misses knows what side of the bread her butter is on! LOL







Pretty brave when she's not around! lol

[jerseymutt]

It's obviuos your wife doesn't hang around the forum.

Mutt

PS That was post #1000. I was really hoping post # 1000 would have been something more -------- well you know, just something more. What the heck.

[kgdb]

Well, if the darn highly sought after BF Toasters ovens werent back ordered I send one out your way in celebration of 1000 posts.

[Odin]

bet you wish you had built that dog house bigger now eh kev? ha,ha

[Phantom]

Thats a good one, have to remember that when the need comes up!