Oh, Kate! I'm there for ya...!

[Big D]

So, it seems that Kate Winslet, the most beautiful creature in the universe, has decided to split the sheets with her hubby. (Some loser director, or producer, or something)

Kate, I'm using this public forum to say I'm here for ya, honey!

Folks here know that I don't care much for skinny women, and I just want ya to know... go ahead and get something from the dessert cart... OK by me!



Kate, I need you to know that I would gladly ditch my career... there wouldn't be any foolishness like maintaining a residence in Indiana... I'd be happy to economize, and live with you. We could live on just your 12-to-20 million dollar-a-picture bring-home.



Want to economize? I'd be glad to hand-wash all your undies out carefully myself! I'd be willing to do that...

[kgdb]

I was out with Kate last night and this morning I mentioned your post / offer............she said no.

[jerseymutt]

Big D,

I hope your wife doesn't read your posts.

And Kevin you really know how to hurt a guy when he's in lust.

Mutt

[Big D]

Yeah... I have not heard from the beloved Kate all last weekend, but I suspect she's incredibly busy and distracted, what with all the upheaval...

I'll wait...

[kgdb]

Kates been here all weekend, I think she forgot who you are already.