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A Joke Or A Lesson About Tequila
> A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees
> that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at
> least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks,
> "What's with the money in the jar?"
>
> "Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money
> in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus."
>
> The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the
> three tests?"
>
> "You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."
>
> So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which
> he stuffs into the jar.
>
> "Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:
>
> First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or
> less, and you can't make a face while doing it."
>
> "Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You
> have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."
>
> "Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have
> to take care of that problem."
>
> The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I
> won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do
> all those other things!"
>
> "Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is."
>
> As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's
> the damn tequila?!"
>
> He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears
> stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it
> in 58 seconds!
>
> Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a
> pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and
> sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence!
>
> Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back
> into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from
> bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, "Now...., where's
> that old woman with the bad tooth?"
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