honey can you get me a beer please

[beezer]

have a safe one

[kgdb]

hehehe Did she fall for it?

[Bonehead9]

LOL.....I did something like that accidentally once. I had a wolf mask, all bloody and snarling and shit, I'd thrown it on the shelf in the bedroom closet. Unknown to me, it landed near perfectly so that it was looking down at you almost like he was laying on the shelf just waiting. My ex opened the closet door without turning on the light in the bedroom because she figured there was enough light from the hallway and such to find what she wanted. It was great....she cowered and shook on the floor for about 5 minutes while I was laughing hysterically on the hallway floor.

Couldn't have happened to a more perfect person.

[beezer]

i got called an asshole but im still laughing

[jerseymutt]

Not somethng I did for halloween, but I worked at a place where the owner was a real praticle joker. One day he put a dead racoon in the back of my truck. It was in a box so when I opened it to see what was in the box, it scared the crap out of me. That was on a Saturday and I had keys to the building so knowing that every morning when the boss came in he went to the fridge and threw his lunch in, I went in on Sunday when the place was closed and set the racoon up in the fridge like he was ready to jump out. The rest of the day on Sunday I debated if I should go there and take it out but I really felt I needed to get the guy back for some of the pranks he pulled in the past. Monday when he opened the door to the fridge it scared the shit out of him and I got a phone call, thinking he was going to say - YOUR FIRED, but instead he congratulated me on a well played joke and never screwed with me again. Sometimes you just have to do it.

Mutt

[Bonehead9]

One of the best ones i ever pulled.......I'll try to make this as short as possible.

I work for FedEx...I use to work out of a town where I hauled freight to another town to give to other drivers, then stayed in that town delivering. Anyway...we had a small warehouse that they parked their trucks in and I was normally there before anyone else showed up for work. When the building was locked you had to enter through a side walk-in door to shut off the security, but you had to step in about 10 feet along the wall to get to the system and/or a light switch so it was cave dark in there early in the morning.

One morning I had an idea for a gag on one of the guys there that liked this kind of stuff. I got a big piece of the large bubble bubble-wrap and laid it in front of the door where I knew he had to walk. I shut the lights off and sat back and waited. When he stepped in the door, it sounded like gun-fire in that building with the echoes......LOL. He's dancing around and looking for a place to hide which just made it worse until he finally got off the wrap. Damn near peed myself laughing.