[Big D]

Originally Posted by jerseymutt

Big D,

Painting the house on the 4th is very unpatriotic unless you painting it red, white and blue. Are you painting it red, white and blue? If not, print this out and give it to your wife.

Dear Misses Big D. Please excuse Mr Big D from painting on the 4th as it is very unpatriotic but instead give him lots of beer, hamburgers, beer, potato salad, beer, baked beans and beer, then he can start painting on the 6th as Sunday is a day of rest and riding.

Mutt

Thanks, Mutt! But she ain't buyin' it!

And... yeah, I'm 1/3 there... it's white!

Hooty: Thanks a million, dude. But I'ts an old ranch, with old fashioned aluminum siding. Perfect for a 3" brush. Brushing it on is slow, but so am I!